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Dance, given to us by god, aka, the lord of the dance, says he, as a way to seduce and intimidate the opposite sex. Reading step up 3D and witnessing the majestic skill of these truly talented people has inspired this post.

This post, my friends, shall give you the basic tools you need to defeat any rival in a dance off. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility…use them wisely…or they shall be taken away.

The Christmas Tree
The christmas tree is a simple move, known for its outstanding sexyness.

You start with your hands in prayer position in front of your face, imagine a Christmas tree, this is where the star is. Now caress the sides of this imaginary tree, moving your hands as shown in the picture. Trace down the Christmas tree, and once you reach the bottom….start again.

This move is great for beginners but be warned it can be dangerous if used incorrectly, throwing your hands out crazily my end up smacking a creeper in the face, or even worse de-hatting a hat club member, so keep your wits about you.

Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box
The Christmas tree is a versatile dance move, and can suit any kind of music, and this is why it is so popular today. If you are a bit of a raver, and enjoy glow sticks and sweating…this is the move for you. Simply known as Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard box, catchy, I know…This move is perfect for big hand raving!

The purpose of this move, once again is to draw out the items on your shopping list with your hands, starting with the big fish. Be proud…show off the size of your big fish, as if you are a proud fisherman, next, the big fish is gone, get over it, now you need a fish for your child, and or midget friend, so you need a little fish…show us the size of the little fish…

Next, you have two fish, where are you going to store them? In a cardboard box, of course, show us the box… gooood!

This is just a beginers guide, with some basic moves, if you can master these two, i feel you are ready to advance to the next level…the next level being….THE BASKETBALL.

Their aint no predator like a sexual predator that stalks its prey in the most cunning way. By staring at them with rapist eyes from the side of a bar. This wonderful creature, easily recognized by the persistent eye undressing is known as the creeper.

The creeper is known by many names, Bert, Perv, Weirdo….but none suits him more than Creeper. Before we take a little tour into the world of the Creeper, I provide you with a live action shot of a creeper in his natural environment, doing what he does best…freaking people out!

How To Spot A Creeper
A creeper can be spotted in many ways…they are not always as easy to spot as the example above.

Location:
The creeper stalks his prey from a safe distance in the dance floor annex. This is the space around the edge of the dance-floor where the creepers will huddle, and wait, and watch, and watch, and watch…

There are more creepers, braver younger creepers who make their way onto the dance floor, but exhibit the same stance. They just stand, and watch, and watch and watch….

The general rule to observe, is the creeper will stand behind the pretty girl, watching and waiting, undressing with his eyes…with the helpless young lady oblivious to the atrocities being carried out behind her.

Look:
Creepers are easily identified by the creeper eyes. They are the burden that creepers must bare, and whether they develop creeper eyes once they decide to be a creeper, or whether they are born with creeper eyes and then are forced into it, because of the eyes- is unknown, and requires more research and dedication into the world of creeping that I am willing to give.

So heed this warning young ladies out on the town, the mighty Creeper will always creep. The best advice I can give is to take pictures and try to scare him off with the flash of the camera, it will affect his sensitive wide creeper eyes and force him to retreat!  Sometimes you will find a professional old school Creeper, who doesnt have the same fear as the other creepers. The Mega-Creeper, will make his presence known and try to photobomb you.

In the case of a Mega Creeper, the best you can do is to humor the creeper. Don’t let on that you know he is a creeper…get a picture with him…that way…when you go missing..the authorities wont have to make a photo fit picture, they will have a clear face shot to use when tracking him!

Now every girl in the world dreams of looking like a princess. Facts of life state that for the most part this is not true, but how can such a girl make an alluring and attractive profile page without an attractive and alluring profile picture?

The key to gaining one such snap shot of your self is the simple – yet affective – photography technique known as The Myspace Angle.

The myspace angle is that magic above head angle that is mega flattering to all ladies. It involves lifting your camera out and up so that you are looking up towards the lens when you take the picture.

Allow me to illustrate:

The opposite to the myspace angle is the fatface angle. Which is pretty self explanatory. The from below angle forces you to look down and hence makes you look like a hippopotomi.

To Summarize:

A conclusion to the thrilling and unique tale that was step up 3d, will everything work out? Will they win the big dance competition? Who knows?!